"Ahoy, matey! David Marcus be sayin' some Texas scallywags think that ICE raid on Colony Ridge be a fine first step!"
2025-02-27
Ahoy mateys! In the wee town o' Cleveland, Texas, a ruckus brews with Colony Ridge, a land o' scallywags and mischief. Builders thought they could plunder while folks be scratchin' their heads. The law be comin' fer 118 rogues, but shiver me timbers, it ain't a fix! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of Cleveland, Texas, a wee hamlet not far from the grand city of Houston, yet feelin' like a far-off isle! It seems some land lubbers thought they could spin a yarn and build Colony Ridge, a vast sprawl filled with scallywags, cartels, and mischief.Over the years, the greedy swabs lured a horde of illegal immigrants with dubious loans, causin' the population to swell like a ship with too much cargo! But lo and behold, the federal and state lads, led by the mighty border czar Tom Homan, launched a raid on Colony Ridge, snatchin' up 118 ruffians, some of 'em no-good repeat offenders!
Old George Cuellar, who runs the Wagon Wheel Bar & Grill, be watchin' the chaos unfold. “Colony Ridge be a folly!” he says, lamentin' the lack of work or play for the newcomers. Folks noted schools bustin' at the seams with young ones who don’t know the tongue of the land!
As crime surged, with whispers of murder echoing through the taverns, the locals cried out for help. Activist Maria Acevedo pointed out that “everyone be sufferin’ here, includin’ the illegals.” Cautious hope arose after the raid, but Cuellar warned that catchin' a handful of rogues ain't fixin' the mess. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, but much more work lay ahead for these beleaguered shores!