Arrr, this Black History Month, I be raisin' me tankard to the long-awaited sendin' off of DEI!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! The seas be a-churnin’ with the DEI crew, claimin’ to hoist the flag of fairness! But by Davy Jones’ locker, they be sinkin' the ship of merit ‘stead of boostin' the Black crew! A ruckus of nonsense, it be, more harm than treasure, I say!
Ahoy me hearties! Every February, we celebrate Black History Month, honorin’ the gallant achievements of African Americans who’ve shaped this grand nation. From the fierce Frederick Douglass to the clever Ben Carson, their tales be filled with grit, sweat, and a fair bit of plunderin’ of the challenges they faced!But lo! In recent tides, the notion of merit be under attack by the scallywags of the DEI movement, claimin’ to bring diversity, equity, and inclusion yet doin’ more harm than good to the Black crew! With companies like Walmart and McDonald’s now throwin’ their DEI policies overboard faster than a cannonball, it seems the winds have shifted since the election of Trump!
These DEI shenanigans have led to a culture of low expectations for our young ones, suggestin’ that a failing grade be a fine treasure. Instead of celebratin’ true Black excellence, they be preachin’ victimhood, steer clear of the treasure of hard work and merit! Instead of demandin' better schools for our young mates, they be preferin’ to keep the ship on a predictable course of quotas!
So let’s hoist the sails of real Black achievement, honorin’ those who’ve overcome storms not with handouts but with sweat and skill! Aye, we need to inspire the next generation with tales of hard work, not chains of lowly expectations! Huzzah to the true legacy of Black excellence! Arrr!