Arrr! Iowa's landlubber lawmakers be tossin' the rights o' transgender scallywags overboard, like a ship lost to the sea!
2025-02-27
Arrr, if that landlubber Gov. Kim Reynolds puts pen to parchment, she be settin' sail to scuttle the rights of our transgender mates in Iowa! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess, turnin’ fair seas into stormy waters!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin’ ye news from the fair shores of Iowa, where a storm brews on the horizon! If the fair Governor Kim Reynolds be takin’ up the quill to sign that parchment, a scallywag of a measure be set to sail forth, threatenin’ to cast aside the civil rights protections of our hearty transgender crew!