Arrr! USAID be makin' big claims for Ebola and AIDS, but 'tis all bluster! Nothin' but a scallywag's tale!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! Elon, that scallywag, says he booted the crew keepin’ Ebola at bay, then scrambled to mend his blunder! But alas, the ship be still sinkin’, leavin’ lifesavin' treasures like AIDS treatments for wee lads in Davy Jones' locker! What a jolly mess, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a mighty captain, none other than Elon Musk, who be steerin’ his grand ship o’ innovation! But lo and behold, in a blunder most foul, he be claimin' he shot the cannon at his Ebola prevention crew, sendin’ 'em to the Davy Jones' locker o' unemployment!