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Arrr! Trump be wishin' fer a fair wind o' peace fer Ukraine an' gold from the UK, after chattin' with Starmer!

2025-02-27

Arrr, matey! President Trump be thinkin' a jolly peace be brewin' for Ukraine, and a trade deal with the Brits, after chinwaggin' with Starmer at the White House. He says a ceasefire’s as close as a treasure map or not at all! And he tips his hat to brave Zelensky and his sea-farin' crew!

Avast ye landlubbers! Hearken to the words of Captain Trump, the President of the grand US vessel, who be proclaiming that a peace accord for Ukraine be on the horizon, aye! After parleyin’ with the noble Keir Starmer in the hallowed halls of the White House, he be strikin’ a hopeful note for a trade deal betwixt the US and the UK as well, savvy?

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