Arrr! The faith be takin' a breather, matey! Christianity's sails be flappin' gently in the waters o' the U.S.!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! After a long tumble down the seas of faith, it seems six outta ten landlubbers still call ’emselves Christians, at least fer now! A grand ol’ Pew survey of nearly 37,000 souls be settin' the record straight, since the census be as clueless as a scallywag in a storm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the seven seas of statistics! After many a long year of driftin' in the doldrums, the good ol' Christians of America have found a wee bit o' stability, settlin' at just above six-in-ten, sayeth a grand survey from the Pew Research Center. Aye, ‘tis a mighty fine tale, told by a crew of 36,908 brave souls who dared to share their beliefs.This here Religious Landscape Study, or RLS for short, be the grandest survey this fine Center be conductin'. It aims to hoist the sails and give us a true count of the varied religious brigands plunderin' the shores of the U.S. Aye, the census may not bother with such matters, but fear not, for this survey be takin' the helm, providin’ the count of all faiths with a hearty, authoritative shout!