Arrr! Trump be plotting office hoistings and relocatin’ seas, makin’ way for a grand ol’ scallywag layoff spree!
2025-02-28
Arrr, the scallywags at the helm be handin’ down orders fer a mighty chop to the crew o’ federal landlubbers! Now the poor mates be quakin’ in their boots, wonderin’ who’ll be walkin’ the plank next! Avast, the dread be thick as a fog on the high seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of the federal realm! It seems the scallywags in charge be settin’ their sights on makin’ deep cuts to the ranks of the federal crew. Aye, the word be out that they be plannin’ a bloody culling of the workforce, and the poor souls be quakin’ in their boots!