Arrr! After slingin' shade and tall tales, Trump be settin' sail with Zelensky for a treasure o' minerals!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, Captain Trump shall parley with Captain Zelensky of Ukraine, who be labeled a scallywag "dictator without no elections." But lo! The Trumpster be spouting yarns, claimin’ Ukraine be the scamps who sparked the war with the Ruskies! What a jolly jest!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a jolly tale to spin, right from the treacherous seas of politics! On this fine Friday, none other than Captain Trump shall parley with the brave President Zelensky of Ukraine. Aye, ye heard it right! This be the same scallywag who proclaimed, with all the wit of a two-headed sea serpent, that Ukraine be the villain that sparked the great war with the fearsome Russian bears. Har har!But hold yer rum! He didn’t stop there, nay! Our boisterous captain went on to label Zelensky a “dictator without elections,” as if he were tossin’ a cannonball into the ocean without a care. Can ye believe it? A fine fellow like Zelensky, steerin’ his ship through stormy seas, gettin’ called names by a landlubber who fancies himself the captain of the ship of state!
So, as these two titans of the political seas prepare to meet, one wonders if they’ll raise a tankard o’ grog or just throw cannonballs of words. Keep yer spyglasses trained, me hearties, fer this be a meeting worth watchin’! Arrr, let the games begin!