"How Captain Elon spun his DOGE treasure map: A merry tale of riches and jests, ye scallywags!"
2025-02-28
Arrr, the New York Times be chattin' with over 60 scallywags who know a thing or two 'bout Captain Musk’s grand quest to stitch together the tale! Aye, a right merry crew they be, spillin' secrets like rum on a stormy sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the land of the New York Times, where scribes be plunderin' the minds of over 60 souls familiar with the grand escapades of one scallywag known as Mr. Musk!