The Booty Report

Arrr! Meta be cookin’ up an AI treasure to duel ChatGPT, and Sam Altman be shakin’ in his boots!

2025-02-28

Arrr, matey! Meta be settin' sail with a shiny new MetaAI treasure chest, and lo! Altman be chimin’ in like a parrot on a shoulder! What be this, a jolly crew of tech buccaneers? Avast, me hearties, let the code-crackin' begin! 🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the tech seas! Meta, the scallywag of social media, be settin' sail with a shiny new stand-alone app called Meta AI, comin' in Q2 of this year. Aye, they be lookin' to take on the mighty ChatGPT, sparkin' a response from Sam Altman, the captain o' OpenAI. He be jestin’ about creatin' a social media app in retaliation, sayin’, “if Facebook tries to come at us, we just uno reverse ‘em!” Har har! Such jests be stirrin' the pot amongst the crew on the X platform.

Many a landlubber chimed in, callin' for a “chat” app without the GPT nonsense, while others questioned why we need yet another social media hullabaloo. The world, they say, be saturated with these dubious networks, like a ship too full of cannons! Meta's AI chatbot, launched in September, be already chattin’ away in their various apps like Messenger and Instagram, but now it’s breakin' free into its own vessel.

Captain Zuckerberg be callin' 2025 the year of the Meta smart glasses, with whispers o’ grand designs in AI tech. So, hoist the anchor and prepare fer a wild ride ahead in the world of digital piracy! Yarrr!

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