Arrr! Trump’s crew be tossin' Epstein's scrolls to bored sea dogs, sayin', “Ye best be feelin’ vexed, matey!”
2025-02-27
Arrr! The Justice Department be spillin’ the beans on that scallywag Epstein! They handed over a treasure chest o’ files to a motley crew of right-wing influencers. One matey be sayin’ it be as thrilling as a damp sponge! Aye, just pages o’ names with no tales to tell!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest doings of the Justice Department, who be lettin’ loose a treasure trove of documents pertainin’ to the scallywag known as Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous swindler of innocence!