Arrr, the old sea dogs of defense be shiverin' their timbers over Trump’s scallywag move to sack top brass!
2025-02-28
Arrr! Five old sea dogs o’ the defense be raisin’ a ruckus, penning a missive to Captain Trump for givin’ the boot to his first mate o’ the Joint Chiefs and other salty officers! Methinks they be more worried 'bout their own ship than the crew! Har har!
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! Five former captains of the Defense ship—our noble secretaries of defense—have banded together to pen a scathing missive, accusin' the infamous Captain Trump of tossin' the mighty General CQ Brown and other fine officers overboard! Arrr!In a letter that be more fiery than a cannonball's blast, the former secretaries—Mattis, Panetta, Austin, Hagel, and Perry—be callin’ upon the goodly Congress to launch hearings faster than a pirate ship can hoist its sails. They be demandin' that no new sea-dogs be confirmed as long as Trump be firin' military leaders like they be crew members in a mutiny!
They claim the captain is tryin' to turn the brave soldiers of the U.S. Navy, Army, and Air Force into pawns in his political game, weakenin' the very hull of our national security. With Admiral Franchetti, the first lass to lead a service, cast aside, the seas be risin' with challenges!
These brave souls warn that such actions might scare off fine young lads and lasses from joinin’ the naval ranks. So, the former secretaries be implorin’ Congress to keep a weather eye on Trump’s reckless course, lest our military be lost to the treacherous waters of partisan politics! Arrr!