Arrr! GOP matey Joe Wilson be blastin' "Make Iraq Great Again!" like a parrot with a treasure map! Har har!
2025-02-28
Arrr, mateys! Republican scallywag Joe Wilson from South Carolina be shoutin’, "Make Iraq Great Again!" He be blabbin’ that Iran be the puppet master o’ Iraq! Aye, me hearties, sounds like a treasure map full o’ trouble!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend an ear to the curious tale of Rep. Joe Wilson from the fair land of South Carolina! This scallywag be havin' a grand idea, shoutin' from the digital crow's nest, “Make Iraq Great Again!” Aye, he be sportin’ a graphic with the Iraqi flag and the letters "MIGA." Sounds like a right plan, eh? But lo! The sea of social media be filled with voices, some shoutin', “American first, huh?” as if they be findin' their compass all askew!Wilson, he be claimin' that Iran be holdin' the reins of Iraq’s galleon—runnin' the government, the military, and even the banks, by thunder! He also be sayin', “Free Iraq from Iran,” as if he be the captain of a ship destined to liberate oppressed sailors. The poor souls of Iraq, he says, deserve better than bein’ ruled by a “terrorist regime.” Aye, he even yelled, “Defund Iraq!” and declared that aid must be cut while Iran still be at the helm!
But wait! There be more! The goodly Wilson and his crew of GOP mates be plottin' to create a $250 bill with the visage of none other than Captain Trump himself! What a treasure trove of folly, eh? So hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time in the turbulent waters of politics!