"Arrr! Eighty percent of landlubbers be against the gender jiggery-pokery, yet the left still clings like barnacles to a ship!"
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be castin' their votes against the woke scallywags, with 80% sayin' "nay" to gender shenanigans! Yet, those liberal bilge rats still insist on callin' a mother an "inseminated person"! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of language!
Ahoy, me hearties! What be it gonna take fer them landlubber lefties, and their mates in those blue-stained governors' halls, to cease this gender madness and hoist the white flag of defeat? Aye, even with Captain Trump at the helm, some states refuse to adapt to the mighty shift in the wind, clinging to their own foolishness!Take Wisconsin’s own Gov. Evers, who wants to be rid of good ol’ terms like “father” and “mother,” replacing ‘em with the ghastly “inseminated person.” Aye, that be a mouthful fit for a bilge rat! He claims it be for “legal certainty,” but we all know it be a political stunt, not a medical one. Biology be as unyielding as the sea, no matter the nonsense they be peddlin’.
And then there be Maine’s Gov. Mills, sailing right past the law, lettin' lads romp in the lasses’ sports, whilst the good folks of the land raise their voices in protest! With 80% of the crew against this madness, the governors be sailing into stormy waters, like a ship that won’t heed the lighthouse.
Yet, the activists keep flappin’ their gums, thinkin’ they can twist the tides with their tantrums! But the winds be changing, and the Trump ship be ready to battle for common sense! So, blue state governors, ponder ye on whether insultin’ women as “inseminated persons” be worth the mutiny it’ll bring! Arrr!