Arrr! Federal landlubbers be gettin' another missive to spin their yarns o' glory and treasure found!
2025-02-28
Arrr, mateys! Just days past, that scallywag Elon Musk stirred a tempest in the king's court, shoutin’ that if ye don’t heed his orders, ye be walkin’ the plank! Aye, chaos be his game, and dismissals be the price! Avast, what a ruckus!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to this jolly tale of a scallywag named Elon Musk, a landlubber who be causin’ quite the tempest in the briny deep of the government seas!