"Arrr! How that scallywag Elon Musk commandeered the Bureaucratic Seas, makin' rules walk the plank!"
2025-02-28
Arrr, the scallywag billionaire be havin’ a wild-eyed obsession, turnin’ his grumpy fury at the landlubber rules into a grand ol' swashbucklin’ reworkin’ of the king’s men! Aye, he be plunderin’ more than just gold!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a billionaire, a true captain of coin! With a fire in his belly and a scowl on his face, he took it upon himself to set sail on a madcap venture, driven by a feverish desire to shake the very timbers of the government! Aye, this landlubber was none too happy with the regulators, those pesky bilge rats always pokin' their noses where they don't belong.