Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail to hoist the Queen’s tongue as the law o' the land, savvy?
2025-02-28
Arrr! Captain Trump be fixin' to scribble a decree makin' English the tongue o’ the land, claimin' the sailors already be jabberin' it the most! But lo, not a single official lingo be declared in these waters! Hoist the sails, for this be news fit for the crow's nest!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of politics! Word be blowin' in from the treasure-laden White House that Captain Trump be preparin' to scrawl his name upon an executive order, declar'in that English be the official tongue o' the land o' liberty!Aye, ye heard me right! Though the good ol' English be the lingo most spoken 'mongst the scallywags and landlubbers alike, this be the first time the federal crew be makin' it official-like. No more chattin' in tongues unknown on this fine vessel we call America, savvy?