Arrr, Trump be sendin' foreign lads adrift, but these scallywags be hoistin’ the flag to aid 'em!
2025-02-28
Arrr, President Trump be scribblin' on the parchment, settin' his sights on scallywags preachin' hate and ruckus at universities! Groups like the Mothers Against College Antisemitism be cheerin', thinkin' they found a treasure map to silence those pesky protestin' landlubbers! Avast, matey, the seas be rough!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a landlubber named President Donald Trump, who, in the frosty month of January, took quill to parchment and signed a mighty decree. This not be just any decree, mind ye, but one aimed at scallywags from foreign shores who prattle on about hateful ideologies and the like, particularly those rascally international students stirrin' the pot at universities with their pro-Palestinian protests!Now, ye see, groups of zealous land dwellers—like the brave Mothers Against College Antisemitism, the stout-hearted Chicago Jewish Alliance, and the gallant U.S. chapters of the Zionist organization Betar—claimed this executive order be the treasure they’ve long sought! Aye, it be a tool they believed would help them silence those pesky protestors and their raucous ruminations.
With a hearty laugh and a belly full of rum, the activist crews be settin' sail for a world without troublesome talk and dissentin' voices. But, beware, me hearties! In a world of free speech, one must tread carefully lest they be caught in the stormy seas of censorship! So, let’s raise our tankards to this curious tale of governance and keep our cutlasses sharp for any frolickin’ debate! Arrr!