Arrr, chasin' doubloons, the AP be settin' sail to the left, like a ship lost in a squall!
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! In a tale spun by the scallywags at the Associated Press, it be revealed that their coffers be filled by the Omidyar treasure! Once funded by the mateys’ dues, now they be beggin’ from the left! Aye, the winds of change blow strong, savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be havin' a tale about the curious ways o' the Associated Press, a fine establishment once filled with news o’ the seven seas! A recent investigation revealed that these landlubbers be gettin' a wee bit o’ gold from the Omidyar Network, a mysterious treasure chest o’ funds, savvy?In truth, the winds o' change be blowin' through the AP's sails, as it be shiftin' from bein' funded by dues from ol' newspaper mates to fillin' their coffers with handouts from some left-leanin' buccaneers. Aye, it seems the high seas of journalistic independence are now navigated by the generosity of those with deep pockets!
And what's this? President Trump, that captain o’ controversy, has stripped them o' their special access to the White House, leavin' the AP flounderin’ in the turbulent waters of political favor. So hoist yer flags, me hearties! With their newfound dependency on the likes of the Omidyar Network, we may soon see the AP transform into somethin’ quite unrecognizable, sailin’ the seas of biased tales instead o’ fair winds and true news!