Arrr, former MSNBC scallywag be takin' a jab at the Times fer not flyin' the leftist flag! More Bernie buccaneers, I say!
2025-02-28
Arrr, mateys! Former MSNBC swab Mehdi Hasan be claimin' that The New York Times and the media crew be no true mates of the "left!" He be spoutin' his thoughts at Semafor's grand hootenanny on trustin’ the news! Aye, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a scallywag named Mehdi Hasan, who once sailed the treacherous seas of MSNBC but now seeks new lands with his own ship, Zeteo! Aye, in a grand gathering over yonder at Semafor, Hasan be takin' aim at the well-known paper, The New York Times, claimin’ they be failin' to hoist the flag of leftist views!With a hearty laugh, he quipped about how the Times be sendin’ a fleet of one hundred scribes to chat with Trump supporters whilst neglectin' the crew of Bernie Sanders! "Where be the true lefties?” he thundered, “They’ve got naught the likes of a proper 'Bernie Bro' aboard!" Instead, Hasan be boastin’ of his diverse crew at Zeteo, with voices from the far left to the center left, swearing no conservatives shall board his ship!
As the winds of change blew through the news seas, Hasan left MSNBC after a fierce battle with cancellation, but fear not! He’s chartin' a course to ensure the left be well-represented in the news waters. So raise yer tankards for this bold captain, for he be settin’ sail to bring a bounty of leftist tales to the masses!