Arrr! JD Vance, Trump’s loyal scallywag, be givin' Zelensky a right tongue-lashin' in the captain's cabin! Har har!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! In a grand spectacle fit fer the high seas, the vice president be stickin' his nose into a quarrelin' parley, showin' ol' JD Vance be not wishin' to be cast away to the scallywag B-team of the Trump crew! Aye, what a jolly fishy tale!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a curious spectacle on the high seas of politics! Picture this: a vice president, bold as a bilge rat, doth barge into a stormy parley, where tensions be thicker than a sailor’s beard. Aye, ’tis none other than our matey JD Vance, who be strivin’ not to end up on the scurvy B-team of the Trumpian crew!