Arrr! Scallywags be findin' pills and a fancy logbook at Gene Hackman's shipwreck of a home!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! The sheriff o' Santa Fe be sayin' that the actor's heart gizmo was checked, and it last be chuggin' along nine days afore the poor scallywag was found cold as a fish! Aye, even the pacemaker knew when it was time to sail away!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout yon scallywag of an actor who met his salty end! The sheriff of Santa Fe County, a land of dusty trails and treasures untold, did declare the curious case of a fella whose heart was tickin’ like a ship’s clock, thanks to a contraption called a pacemaker. Aye, ye heard me right! This clever gadget was checked, and lo and behold, it was still a-buzzin’ just nine days ere they found his lifeless form washed up like a fish outta water!Now, ye might be wonderin’, “What manner of trickery is this, ye daft pirate?” Well, it seems this fine lad’s ticker was havin' a grand ol’ time, keepin’ the beat whilst he sailed off on his last voyage. The sheriff, with a squint in his eye and a badge on his chest, be scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ how a heart so lively could end up a-driftin’ amongst the stars and seaweed.
So, raise a mug of grog to our fallen mate, whose heart was a-dancin’ even when he was sendin’ up his last breath! May his spirit sail the seven seas, and may we all learn to keep our hearts a-beatin’ and our spirits high, lest we end up like him—lost to the waves and the whims of fate! Yarrr!