Arrr, be them Afghan scallywags, like the one schemin' in Oklahoma, checked for cutlasses 'fore settlin' in our ports?
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at Homeland Security be sayin' that Afghan scallywags, like that Nasir bloke, only sail into the U.S. after a proper swabbin' and checkin'. AllSides be shoutin’ out from Gigafact, a crew of news brigands. Set yer spyglass on Oklahoma Watch for the whole tale!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas—nay, not the briny deep, but the shores of America, where Afghan lads like Nasir Ahmad Tawhedi be makin' their way through the Operation Allies Welcome! 'Tis a grand endeavor, indeed, supported by the noble Department of Homeland Security.