Arrr! The King be sendin’ a thousand more scallywags t’ shore up the southern sea, savvy?
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The Department o’ Defense be sendin’ a thousand more scallywags to the southern shores, lendin’ a hand to keep the swabs of illegal immigration from boardin’ our fine vessel! Avast, let’s make sure no landlubbers be settin’ foot on our treasure!
Arrr, mateys! The mighty Department of Defense be sendin’ forth a grand total of 1,140 more brave souls to the southern shores o' the United States, bolsterin' the gallant efforts of the Customs and Border lads to fend off the scallywags tryin' to sneak past like ghosts in the night.With the DOD workin' hand-in-hand with the Department of Homeland Security, they be settin’ sail under the banner of President Trump’s decree, “Protecting the American People Against Invasion,” as if the seas be overrun with pirates! Currently, a fleet of 4,300 active-duty troops patrols the border, and with the newcomers, we’ll have a hearty crew of 5,440 sailors to hold the line.
The additional troops be tasked with commandin’ operations and providin’ sustenance to the hungry men, like a jolly feast of grog and grub, whilst keepin’ the logistical shipshape!
In other news, the Trump administration has branded eight fearsome gangs and cartels, includin' the notorious MS-13, as foreign terrorist organizations, makin' it easier to crack down on their mischief! They even be shippin' illegal scallywags to Guantánamo Bay, where they’ll be held in chains like the miscreants they be! Arrr!