Arrr! Minnesota's learning ship be sinkin' after a ruckus 'bout no fair treatment for the pale crew!
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at Highland Park Senior High be scrapin’ a grand shindig meant to aid only the wee ones of select colors in findin’ treasure in the realm of ads and marketing. Aye, 'tis a fine mess o’ political sails, I say!
Arrr, gather ‘round, me hearties! A curious tale be tellin’ of Highland Park Senior High, where a retired teacher, Mark Perry, be raisin’ a ruckus over a field trip meant for students of color to explore digital marketing. This event, set sail by the school district, was cut short faster than a ship’s anchor drop when ol’ Perry cried foul, sayin’ it be a breach of the Civil Rights Act, claimin' it be as wrong as a scallywag stealin’ a pirate’s treasure!With a letter sharper than a cutlass, Perry proclaimed it illegal to host such a segregated voyage, comparin’ it to lettin' pirates loot only from certain ships. The school’s captain, Principal Tucker, soon announced the cancelation, leavin’ the students high and dry like a ship marooned on a desert isle.
Perry, a self-styled civil rights buccaneer who’s filed nearly a thousand complaints, even took aim at a “Girls in Science” program, which has since been transformed into a more inclusive “Kids in Science” affair. As for the school district, they claim they be committed to inclusivity, but the sea of controversy still swirls around them like a tempest.
So here we be, with the BrandLab folks vowin’ to chart a new course for inclusivity, while the retired professor sets his sights on calmer waters. Arrr, what a merry chase this be!