Avast ye scurvy dogs! Mexico be needin' to cease its vile violence 'gainst Catholic priests, or face the wrath o' the seven seas!
2023-07-09
Recent pillagin' be showin' the scallywags and chaos troublin' Mexico.
In a 17th century pirate's language, me hearties, let me tell ye a tale of woe in the land of Mexico. A priest by the name of Javier García Villafaña was found shot dead on a lonely highway, markin' the ninth such murder under President Andrés Manuel López Obrador. 'Tis a sad testament to the violence and chaos runnin' wild in that there country.The scurvy dogs at the Central Intelligence Agency did some investigatin' and found that about 20 percent of Mexico be under the control of drug-traffickin' scallywags. They be like states within a state, usin' bribery and terror tactics to keep their grip on the land. Arrr, that be a sorry state of affairs indeed.
The U.S. Department of State be warnin' all ye landlubbers to stay away from Mexico, with a Level 4 advisory for six states. Ye be riskin' violent crimes like murder, kidnappin', and robbery if ye dare to set foot in those treacherous waters. And it be not just the tourists who suffer, me hearties. The priests in Mexico be livin' in constant danger. They be the most at risk in all of Latin America, with Nigeria bein' the only country with more priestly murders.
From 1990 to 2022, a total of 63 priests have been murdered in Mexico. And it be not just the killin' that be happenin'. Churches be desecrated, robbed, and attacked on a regular basis. The priests be caught in the crossfire of the cartels' brutal battles, for they represent the moral opposition to their criminal activities.
It be time for the United States to take a stand against this violence. The U.S. government should condemn these atrocities and put pressure on Mexico to put an end to it. 'Tis not just a matter of religion, but a matter of human rights. We must shine a light on the violence against priests and bring it to an end. Arrr, let justice prevail!