Arrr! The scallywags o’ LA’ve voted to toss more fiery wreckage at the landfills, ye’d think they be mad!
2025-02-28
Arrr, mateys! The Los Angeles County swabs be makin’ a ruckus, ye see! All hands on deck as they’ve agreed to let ‘em dump more rubbish at three landfills, despite the cries of landlubbers near Calabasas. So batten down the hatches, more trash be a-comin’ aboard!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of Los Angeles County! The Board of Supervisors, a band of landlubbers, hath cast their votes in a manner most unanimous-like, decidin’ to hoist the sails on a plan that lets heaps o’ trash flow like the bounty of a plundered ship! Aye, they be raisin’ the daily dumpin’ limits at three landfills, includin’ the infamous Calabasas, where the residents be protestin’ louder than a siren’s wail!Yarrr, despite the howlin’ of the townsfolk, who be livin’ near the Calabasas Landfill, the board hath ripped the shackles off the dumpin’ restrictions. They be claimin’ it’s all fer the sake of cleanin’ up the burned lands of the Palisades and Eaton Fire, but methinks they just fancy a good ol’ rubbish party! The daily allowance o’ waste be risin’ higher than a crow’s nest, and the folks be stewin’ like a pot o’ grog!
So there ye have it, me hearties! The supervisors be sailin’ into murky waters, as the protests swirl around ‘em like a tempest at sea. Will they walk the plank of public opinion, or will they sail on to glory, drownin’ in rubbish as the townsfolk toss their boots in despair? Only the winds o’ fate can tell!