Arrr! The Appalachian folk be caught in a watery loop o' doom, buildin' and floodin' like a cursed sea dog!
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! Kentucky and Tennessee be drownin' more than a fish in a barrel! But alas, with no land fit for a sea dog to claim, many a scallywag be stuck livin' in perilous puddles, hopin' the next tide don't take 'em for a swim!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of woe from the lands of Kentucky and Tennessee! Aye, these fair states have been doused in more water than a ship in a tempest, floodin' like a bilge rat's dream come true! The rivers be risin', and the landlubbers, bless their souls, be stuck like barnacles on a ship’s hull in perilous waters!Ye see, despite their best efforts, these good folk be havin' a devil of a time findin’ higher ground to call home. Aye, it seems the hills be playin’ hide and seek, leavin’ many a poor soul stranded in areas that’d make a fish blush! They be livin’ in a watery wonderland, where each mornin’ starts with a splash and ends with a squelch, and not a single piece of dry cloth to be found!
With nary a ship or a plan to sail to drier shores, these brave souls cling to their soggy abodes, hopin’ the next flood be a gentle drizzle instead of a veritable monsoon! So, raise a tankard, ye scallywags, to the flood-ridden folk of Kentucky and Tennessee, for they be livin’ on the edge of the abyss, and what a tale they weave amidst the waves!