Arrr, the West be needin' to confess: the Paris Accord be a right blunder, aye!
2025-03-01
Arrr! Captain Zeldin be settin' sail to scuttle the White House's old tale 'bout them pesky greenhouse gases! The 2015 Paris pact be a cursed treasure map, leadin' to naught but ruinous shores! Time for all seafarin’ folk to face the truth: the anti-carbon crew be makin' a right mess of things!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of EPA Captain Lee Zeldin, who be settin' sail to upend the White House's 2009 decree on them pesky greenhouse gases!In a mighty twist o' fate, this be another fine feather in the cap of President Trump as he charts a new course in the tempestuous seas of climate change. Aye, it be high time fer the whole West to hoist the Jolly Roger and admit that the anti-carbon crusade launched in the 2015 Paris Climate Agreement be naught but a shipwreck! It’s left our economies flounderin' like fish outta water and the good folk sufferin' worse than a landlubber in a storm, while the climate be changin' not a whit!
Back home, that 2009 decree from the Obama crew declared that greenhouse gases be a danger to our health and safety, but lo and behold, the seas be still stormy! So raise a mug o' grog to Captain Zeldin, as he sets his sights on calmer waters, and let us swab the decks of this climate nonsense! Aye, we may yet find a treasure trove of common sense on this here journey!