Arrr, turncoat Lindsey be changin' his tune quicker than a sea rat on a sinking ship!
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! Lindsey Graham, a true buccaneer o’ Ukraine, be turnin’ the tide after Trump’s raucous skirmish with Zelensky! He be callin’ it a “complete shipwreck” and claims his heart be shattered. Just hours prior, he be chattin' with Zelensky like the calmest seas! What a jolly mess!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o’ the seas o' politics! In the grand ol’ Senate, where the winds be blowin' ever so wild, there be a scallywag named Lindsey Graham, a true defender of Ukraine, aye! But lo and behold, after a tempestuous clash 'twixt President Trump and the brave captain of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, our dear Graham be turnin' his ship around!He be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that the meetin’ be an “absolute, utter disaster,” like a shipwreck in a stormy sea! This ol’ sea dog claimed he was “devastated,” as if a cannonball had struck his heart! Just hours prior, he had been chattin’ with Zelensky, all smooth seas and calm winds. But alas, once the tempest of Trump erupted, it be like a kraken bustin' out o’ the deep, turnin' the tides against our fair Ukraine!
So here we be, livin' in a world where even the stoutest defenders can find their sails in a tangle! Yarrr, politics be a treacherous sea, and one can never tell when the storm be brewin'. Raise yer tankards, me hearties! To the follies of the high seas of governance!