"Arrr! Trump be settin' sail to decree English as the tongue o' the land, savvy? Aye, 'tis a fine jest!"
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! Word has it that Captain Trump be scribblin' a decree to make English the grand tongue o’ the land! After 250 years o’ chaos, the ol’ sea dog be settlin' the matter, tossin’ Clinton's tongue-tied rules overboard like a sack o’ potatoes! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the high seas of politics! Our bold Captain Trump be preparin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger of the English tongue as the official lingo o’ the good ol’ U.S. of A. Aye, after a grand 250 years of muddled speak, it be high time fer a bit of order on this ship!