"Arrr! Texas scallywags be throwin' measles shindigs! Avast, mateys, or ye be wishin' fer a ship's doctor!"
2025-03-01
Arrr, in the wild seas o' West Texas, a plague o' measles be a'plunderin' our crew! With 146 scallywags stricken, 20 landlubbers locked in the sick bay, and one poor soul meetin' Davy Jones. Avast, mateys, steer clear o' the coughin' and sneezin'!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, for I bring ye news from the dry lands of West Texas! Aye, it be a tale most troubling, for a wretched plague known as the measles be a-sailin’ through the land, claimin’ at least 146 souls, and not in the merry way ye might think!Ye see, the scallywags have been a-frolickin’ without their proper inoculations, and now the dreaded measles have come knockin’ at their doors like a pesky ghost of a shipwrecked sailor! With 20 poor souls findin’ themselves in the clutches of the hospital, and a single life lost to this malady, it be a grim fate indeed! Arrr, it be like a cursed treasure that brings naught but misfortune!
So, what be the lesson in this harrowing tale, ye ask? 'Tis simple! Keep yer vaccinations up to date, or ye might find yerself in a right pickle, or worse, meetin’ Davy Jones himself! Aye, let this be a warning to all ye landlubbers and seafarers alike! Stay healthy, me hearties, lest ye be takin’ a voyage to the great beyond! Now raise a tankard and toast to good health and hearty laughter, for we be needin’ it in these plague-ridden times!