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Arrr! JD Vance hit the slopes, but a band o' Ukraine buccaneers stole the show, yellin' for Zelenskyy!

2025-03-01

Arrr, matey! A hundred scallywags be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst Vice President JD Vance's jaunt to Sugarbush Resort, just a day after his fiery sparrin' with the mighty Zelenskyy! A fine show o' landlubber discontent, if I do say so meself! Avast, the tempers be runnin' high!

Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a squall that brewed in the Green Mountain State. On a fine Saturday, hundreds of landlubbers flocked to Vermont's snowy peaks to protest the presence of Vice President JD Vance, just a day after he had a fierce row with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the grand halls of the White House.

Vance, with his kin in tow, aimed to enjoy a jolly romp at Sugarbush Resort, only to be met with a half-mile gauntlet of disgruntled souls brandishing signs proclaiming him "Nazi scum" and urging him to "go ski in Russia." Blimey! The crowd rallied behind banners like "Trump serves Putin" and "Stand with Ukraine," as if they were defending a treasure chest of freedom!

Not all were in a tizzy, however. A local skier, clearly of a different ilk, lamented the protests, calling the demonstrators a right bunch of “fools.” After witnessing the ruckus, Vance and his family skedaddled off to a secret lair to dodge the fray, only to find protesters had followed them up the mountainside. The whole affair unfolded amidst a tempestuous spat in D.C., where Vance told Zelenskyy to show some gratitude, sparkles and all. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo it was on that snowy day!

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