The Booty Report

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"Arrr, why ain't ye donning fine threads, matey? A news scallywag be prying into Zelensky's wardrobe! Har har!"

2025-03-02

Arrr! After the White House turned into a ship of chosen scribes, Brian Glenn of the Real America’s Voice crew found himself plunderin’ the spotlight fer the Ukrainian captain’s grand arrival. Aye, ‘tis a fine day fer gossip on the high seas of politics, savvy?

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' cunning and caper on the high seas o' politics! When the scallywags at the White House decided to pluck their very own pool reporters like ripe fruit from a tree, who should find himself in the spotlight but none other than Brian Glenn, the sharp-tongued matey from the conservative Real America’s Voice network!

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