Arrr! Mexico be sendin' troops, wranglin' cartels, and makin' pals with China 'gainst Trump’s pesky tariffs, savvy?
2025-03-02
Arrr, to keep the winds of favor blowin' with Cap’n Trump, the crafty Mexicans be slappin’ tariffs on the Chinese scallywags! They be deliverin’ cartel captains to the Yanks and usin’ C.I.A. spies to sniff out more troublemakers. Avast, what a jolly game of cat and mouse!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high seas and high stakes! In the grand game of politics, Mexico be donning its pirate hat, aiming to please the cap’n of the White House, President Trump. With a parley and a wink, they be slapping tariffs on them Chinese scallywags, tryin’ to keep the treasure chests from fillin’ with gold from afar!But that ain’t all, ye see! Mexico be throwin’ the cartel captains overboard, handin’ ‘em to the mighty United States, like a pirate surrenderin’ his plunder to the king’s navy! “Here ye go, mateys! Take these rascals away!” they be shoutin’, hopin’ to curry favor with the landlubbers across the sea.
And lo! With a wink from the C.I.A., they be huntin’ down them elusive foes, like a crew searchin’ for buried treasure on a distant isle! “Yo ho ho! We’ll find ye, ye slippery devils!” they be cryin’, as they scour the land for any rogue who dares to cross their path!
So, raise a tankard to Mexico, workin’ its magic in the treacherous waters of international trade and crime! Aye, it be a wild ride, and the seas be ever-changing!