Arrr, the DOGE be claimin' glory for slayin' contracts that be as lifeless as a fish in Davy Jones' locker!
2025-03-02
Arrr, matey! Elon Musk's scallywags be boastin’ o’ sinkin’ deals made long afore the tide turned. Aye, 'tis but another blunder in a fleet o’ mishaps on their cursed ship of a website!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale most peculiar from the realm of the tech seas! ’Twas none other than Elon Musk and his merry crew of swashbucklers who be claimin’ victory over some old procurement agreements, made many a moon ago. Aye, they be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, takin’ credit as if they be the ones who turned the tide!But lo and behold, it seems as if their ship be sailin’ through troubled waters, for this be just the latest blunder in a long line of public missteps on their scallywag of a website. Yarr, it be like a ship full of holes, sinkin’ faster than a cannonball in the briny deep! These chaps be tryin’ to navigate the treacherous currents of commerce, yet they be trippin’ over their own boots time and again.
One might think they be needin' a wise old sea turtle to guide ‘em, or perhaps a trusty parrot to squawk some sense into their noggins. Aye, me thinks the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for the likes of them, yet they’ll need more than a hearty laugh to right their course! So raise a tankard, mates, to the jests of the tech seas and the crew’s next folly! Yo ho ho and a bottle of... well, whatever floats yer boat!