Arrr, Trump's AI tale from Gaza be meetin' swift scorn! "Ye be diggin' yer own grave, ye scallywag!"
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! President Trump be spoutin' a fanciful tale o' Gaza transformed into a grand resort, all glitterin' with his own golden likeness! The Arab seas be boilin' with ire over this jest! Newsweek be seekin' word from the White House, but it be after hours, savvy?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus on the high seas of social media, where none other than President Donald Trump be causin' quite the tempest. Aye, he be postin' a fanciful video on the Facebook seas, depictin' Gaza as a lavish resort, glitterin' with golden images of his own visage, and even sportin' a beach scene with the Israeli captain of the ship, Prime Minister Netanyahoo!But lo and behold! The Arab world be raisin' their voices in a mighty roar of scorn and fury, faster than a cannonball flyin' from the deck! "What be this nonsense?" they cried, "A paradise built on the bones o' our kin!" Even Newsweek be tryin' to parley with the White House, seekin' a comment on this madness, but alas, they found the door locked outside business hours—like a treasure chest with no key!
It seems the good captain Trump be doubling down on his audacious proposal, suggestin' that the United States take over the Gaza Strip as if it be a mere piece of eight at the end of a war. Yarr, the gall of it all! So, me hearties, as this tale unfolds, keep yer spyglasses sharp and yer wits about ye, for the seas be stormy and the winds be howlin' with the laughter of pirates! Arrr!