Arrr, me hearties! VICTOR DAVIS HANSON be spillin' the beans on ten folly tales from the Zelenskyy tempest! Avast!
2025-03-02
Arrr, matey! Victor Davis Hanson be spillin’ the beans on ten jolly nuggets from that grand parley in the Oval Office, where Captain Trump, First Mate Vance, and Ukrainian Buccaneer Zelenskyy plotted their high-seas capers! Avast, what a hullabaloo it be!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of a most peculiar parley that took place in the grand Oval Office! Our bold Captain Trump, along with his trusty First Mate Vance, found themselves tryin' to strike a deal with none other than Captain Zelenskyy of Ukraine. But lo and behold, the winds of diplomacy blew foul, leavin' hopes of a peace pact as shattered as a shipwrecked hull!First, it seems our Ukrainian matey be ignorin' the harsh realities of who holds the power. He keeps thinkin' his crew of Western allies be the ones to save his ship, while the true pirates callin' the shots sail elsewhere! Aye, Trump be wantin’ to mend fences with the Russian crew, but Zelenskyy be thinkin’ they’re all on the same quest, which be not the case!
Then there's the matter of the Europeans makin' noise about flexin' their muscles without America’s help. But let’s face it, they’d rather count doubloons than spend 'em on defense! And poor Zelenskyy, armed to the teeth with nary a chance to reclaim his lost booty in Crimea, be wonderin' where his next treasure map will lead.
In the end, it seems our Ukrainian captain might be out of luck, starin' at a long voyage ahead without much U.S. support and a boatload of unanswered questions. So, heed this tale, me hearties: in the stormy seas of politics, be careful not to rock the boat lest ye find yerself marooned! Arrr!