The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! Carolinas aflame! Evacuate ye landlubbers! South Carolina’s banished fire like a scallywag from me ship!

2025-03-02

Arrr, matey! Blazin’ brushfires be brewin’ in North and South Carolina on the day of the weekend! Officials be shoutin’ “Abandon ship!” while brave souls be fightin’ the fiery beasts. Grab yer rum and run, lest ye be roastin’ like a fine pirate’s feast!

Arrr, me hearties! On a fateful Saturday, fires be brewin’ in the lands of North and South Carolina, causin’ quite the kerfuffle! In Polk County, North Carolina, a blaze be roarin’ through 400 acres, with not a smidgen of containment in sight. The fire service be warnin’ that the flames could be lickin’ at folks’ homes, so evacuations were hastily ordered for those along U.S. Highway 176. Aye, Tryon and Saluda, ye best grab yer sea chests and skedaddle!

Meanwhile, in South Carolina’s Horry County, the flames be causin’ trouble near the Carolina Forest, west of Myrtle Beach. The brave crews be workin’ to tame this fiery beast, and even two planes and a Blackhawk helicopter be joinin’ the fray to drop water upon the inferno! As the good Governor McMaster declared a burnin' ban, any scallywag caught kindlin’ fires be lookin’ at a night in the brig!

With a red flag warnin’ just lifted, it seems the winds have calmed, but ye never know when the fire will rise again. So keep yer buckets ready and yer eyes peeled, lest ye be caught in the flames of chaos! Yarrr!

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