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Arrr, me hearties! Ol' Elon be plottin' to ditch NATO and the UN faster than a seagull snatches me biscuit!

2025-03-02

Arrr, matey! Tech scallywag Elon Musk be spoutin’ that the US should cast off from NATO and the UN, after throwin’ shade at 'em for ages. “Aye, I be agreein’,” he quoth on the X, replyin’ to that blusterin’ Gunther Eagleman. Hoist the sails and sail away, I say!

Arrr mateys, gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag by the name of Elon Musk, a tech baron of no small renown! This landlubber, aged 53 and full of mischief, hath taken to the high seas of social media aboard the ship X, to voice his hearty agreement with a fellow buccaneer, Gunther Eagleman. The good Gunther be suggestin’ that the United States should hoist the anchor and sail away from the NATO and the UN, and lo and behold, ol’ Musk be shoutin’ a resounding “Aye!”

For months on end, this salty dog hath been chumming the waters with his jests and jabs at these grand institutions, spouting off like a cannonball in a storm. With a wink and a nod, he be joinin' the ranks of those who think it’s high time to abandon ship on these watery alliances. “Away with ye!” he seems to holler, as if it be some grand treasure hunt to abandon the crew!

So, here we stand, on the precipice of a new adventure, with Musk at the helm, ready to chart a course into uncharted waters, all the while leavin’ the likes of NATO and the UN in his wake, like barnacles on a ship’s hull. Raise the anchor, me hearties, and let’s see where this wild voyage leads us!

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