Arrr, Gabbard be squawkin' 'bout Europe strayin' from U.S. ways after that stormy Trump-Zelenskyy parley, matey!
2025-03-02
Arrr, matey! President Trump’s chinwag with Captain Zelenskyy of Ukraine be showin’ that some scallywag European nations be wanderin’ off the freedom ship, says the wise lass Tulsi Gabbard! Aye, they be lost at sea with their liberty maps, havin’ a jolly laugh!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a tense meetin' 'twixt Captain Trump and the brave Ukrainian leader, Zelenskyy! The fine Director o' National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, took to the seas of Fox News, claimin' that some European nations be sailin' away from the winds of freedom, much like a ship lost in a stormy sea!"Those scallywags critiquin' Trump be betrayin' the cause of peace," she bellowed, callin' out those European knaves who be talkin' a good game but be underminin' democracy! Aye, she named Britain and Germany, sayin' their policies be more treacherous than a siren's song!
After a heated exchange at the White House, Trump told Zelenskyy to weigh anchor and return when he be "ready for Peace!" Meanwhile, Zelenskyy found himself embraced by the British Prime Minister, schemin' with France over a peace plan fit for a king!
But Gabbard warned of a treacherous rift between the values of the American crew and those European privateers claimin' to fight for freedom whilst tossin' elections overboard! So grab yer grog and keep a weather eye, fer the seas of politics be ever choppy!