The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! That Judge be givin' Trump a jolly ol' setback, like a barnacle on a fine ship's hull!

2025-03-02

Avast, mateys! Lawman Turley be sayin’ that Judge Amy Berman Jackson’s decree on the Trump crew givin’ the boot to Hampton Dellinger be as shady as a foggy dock! This hullabaloo might even lure the Supreme Court to hoist the sails and clarify the captain's powers! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of justice! Last Saturday night, a scallywag of a judge, Amy Berman Jackson, decreed that Captain Trump be in violation o’ the law for tossin’ the head of the Office of Special Counsel, one Hampton Dellinger, overboard without due cause. While her words be as sharp as a cutlass, some claim she’s steerin’ the ship wrong upon the legal waters.

Young Dellinger, a lad appointed by the rival Captain Biden, found himself with a notice of termination faster than a cannonball flies! This here judge be sayin’ that the good captain can only fire such officers for failin’ their duties, yet Trump sailed without givin’ a proper reason. The judge declared the office of Special Counsel as harmless as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, but many a captain knows that the winds of precedent be tricky!

With the Supreme Court possibly lurkin’ in the distance, Trump’s crew might be lookin’ to challenge this ruling for treasure troves of power. They be huntin’ for bigger game than just Dellinger, and by thunder, Judge Jackson may just have provided the map! Aye, the seas of politics be ever tumultuous, and the pirates of law be ready for the next great battle. Yarrr!

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