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Arrr! Me lass battled the storms of seizures, showin’ that “Wrestle Like a Girl” be a treasure worth findin’!

2025-03-02

Ahoy, mateys! Siena Palmisciano be a lass who took to the grapplin' since she was but a wee 6th grader! Not only did she face off against scallywags, but she also battled the dreaded seizures, showin' that fierce wenches like her belong in the ring! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of a lass named Siena, who be fightin’ more than just foes on the mat! The scallywag had a fierce heart that could outshine the sun, yet she be plagued by the dreaded seizures, a scourge that struck her after a triumphant bout. Aye, she be a warrior in the North Carolina wrestling arena, makin’ waves amongst the lads and lasses alike!

Her dear old dad, feelin’ like a ship lost at sea, watched as she battled through trials, all the while keepin’ a brave face. Whether it be wrestlin’ in middle school or takin’ on the boys in high school, Siena faced mockery and derision but stood tall, like a proud ship in the storm! With grit and determination, she pinned her foes, showin’ ‘em that she be no mere lass, but a fierce competitor!

But alas! Just as she found her footing in the rough and tumble world of wrestling, those cursed seizures returned. With tears in his eye, her father held her tight as she fought her battles, always ready to return to the fray, sayin’, “I be wrestlin’ my next match, Dad!” In the end, she may have lost, but she fought like the fiercest pirate on the seven seas, and that, me hearties, be the true prize! So raise a tankard to Siena, the bravest lass of the mat!

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