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Arrr, matey! DeepSeek be just a scallywag in China’s sneaky scheme of ‘Unleashed Battles'! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!

2025-03-02

Arrr, matey! DeepSeek be a scallywag from China, plundering secrets 'bout our fine young lads and lasses, aim’n to sink their spirits 'fore a battle even starts! Aye, they be tryin’ to win the war with trickery, not cannon fire! Avast, what a cheeky plot!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a crafty Chinese Vice Premier, Zhang Guoqing, who be peddlin' a shiny treasure known as the DeepSeek chatbot at a grand AI summit! He be claimin' it’s all about sharin' and buildin' a community, but I reckon it be a cunning ruse to hoist his flag over the seas o' technology.

But beware, ye scallywags of the United States! DeepSeek be naught but a treacherous weapon, part of China’s dastardly Unrestricted Warfare Doctrine, where rules be but a figment of the imagination. With this contraption, they be settin’ sail to become the top dog by 2049, all while lookin' to snatch Taiwan from under our noses!

They even be usin' nonmilitary means, like Fentanyl, to weaken our crew. And this DeepSeek? It be spoutin’ dangerous info and allowin’ the young’uns to walk the plank into perilous waters! It be a tool for gatherin' info, servin' the enemy on a silver platter without so much as a cannon’s shot!

So heed me words, mates! Don’t let the allure of a free AI treasure draw ye in; it be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, ready to turn the tides against ye!

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