Arrr! A bounty's been laid on a scallywag, suspected of foul deeds and nefarious mischief, savvy?
2025-03-02
Arrr matey! A warrant be flyin' fer a scallywag thought to be part o' a roguish crew, set free in Chicago’s clutches! The law had a hunch he was up to no good, but alas, he slipped through like a greased pig at a barn dance!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high streets of Chicago! A scallywag named Pedro Colmenares, a rum-soaked Venezuelan, be wanted by the law after slippin' through their fingers like a slippery eel! This rapscallion, already in hot water fer wieldin' weapons, be suspected o' murkin’ a 25-year-old chap and commitin’ foul deeds upon his former lass!The good folk of the Cook County’s Attorney’s office be sayin’ they couldn’t haul him in, claimin' the evidence be as thin as a ghost ship's sail. Meanwhile, the Homeland Security lads be wantin’ to toss him back to the seas he came from, but those landlubbers in sanctuary policy be lettin’ him sail free!
Now, a warrant be out for this miscreant’s capture, fer he’s accused of kidnappin’ his poor wench and makin’ her life a living hell! With a gun in hand, he demanded she join him in his cursed vessel of misery, takin’ her to a dark spot in the city where he showed her no mercy.
Mark yer calendars, mates, for come March 5, this pirate be summoned before the judge! But alas, not even a shackle be placed on his ankle to keep track of his devilish deeds! Aye, the winds of justice be blowin' fickle in these waters!