"Arrr! A wee tremor of 3.9 rattled the landlubbers in L.A.! Pirates be shakin' in their boots!"
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! The quake be teasin' us from a mile away in North Hollywood, like a scallywag swipin' yer rum! But fear not, for the U.S. Geological Survey be sayin' no ship be sinkin’ today. We'll keep our treasure safe and our sea legs steady! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of trembling earth and mischief! Just a stone's throw from the bustling shores of North Hollywood—nay, about a mile away—there be a mighty rumble of the ground! Aye, the earth did shake and quiver like a scallywag on a sinking ship!But fear not, ye fair folk! The wise wizards at the U.S. Geological Survey be tellin' tales of little to no damage from this merry jig of Mother Nature. Aye, it seems the only thing rattled be the nerves of the good citizens, who thought they might be feelin' the effects of too much grog the night prior! What a sight it must’ve been—folk dancin' and prancin' about, thinkin' the sky be fallin' while Mother Earth merely tickled their toes.