Arrr, Trump be the captain o' popularity, while them Democrats be sinkin' like a ship full o' sea slugs!
2025-03-03
Arrr, me hearties! The latest tally be singin' sweet tunes for Captain Trump, while the Democrats be walkin' the plank! A hearty 52% think he’s doin’ a fine job, and his schemes to toss out scallywags and save some doubloons be makin’ the crew cheer! Aye!
Ahoy, mateys! It seems the scallywag Trump be settin’ sail on a bonnie course in his second term, with the winds blowin’ favorably at a hearty 52% approval! Arrr, whilst the Democratic ship be takin’ on water faster than a leaky vessel, Trump’s crew be swayin’ more landlubbers to their side. A grand 58% reckon ol' Donald be doin’ a better job than that Biden fella, even a swath of Democrats be raisin' the Jolly Roger in support!To boot, a hearty 81% of the crew wants the deportin’ of scallywags who’ve broken the law, and 76% desire to plunder fraud and waste from the government’s coffers. And let it be known, a fine 70% think the budget be more bloated than a whale! Yet, beware, there be thorns amongst the roses — folks be wary of DOGE fishin’ for their secrets and the name change to “Gulf of America” be drawin' some ire.
As the Democrats flounder at a meager 36% favorability, they be cryin' for a brawl yet sinkin' deeper! If they won’t change course, they be headin’ for a stormy midterm fate. Alas, ol’ Trump be sailin' full steam ahead, chartin' a course to right the ship, and the crew of America be rallyin’ ‘round him like eager buccaneers! Arrr!