The Booty Report

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Arrr, Mexico be breakin' the law o' the seas, leavin' us scallywags in America swimmin' in the trouble!

2025-03-03

Arrr, matey! Mexico be fumble-fingered with them scallywag cartels, breakin’ international code like a ship in a storm! They be duty-bound to fend off the mischief of drug and human shanghaiin’, but alas, they be slackin’ off like a lazy parrot on a sunny deck! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the troubles plaguing the fair land o' the United States, all thanks to those scurvy Mexican cartels. Aye, for many a moon, these nefarious knaves have been peddlin' wicked wares, from wretched opioids to all manner o' mischief, leavin' American communities in a right pickle! And let me tell ye, this be no fresh tale, but a saga as old as the seas themselves.

Now, ye might think this be a domestic squabble, but nay! The Mexican government be breakin’ international law by allowin' harm to sail forth from their shores. These rascally cartels be runnin’ amok, and Mexico, with all its might, be turnin' a blind eye! Aye, they’ve signed treaties like the Palermo Convention, promising to throw the scallywags overboard, yet they let ‘em roam free.

With the fentanyl crisis causin' chaos and despair across the seas, it be clear that Mexico's lack o' action is a breach of duty! Their failure to curb these villainous acts be a right breach of international law, and we must hoist the sails against this transnational menace. So, let us rally together to demand accountability, for the safety o' our fair citizens be at stake! Yarrr!

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