Arrr, Trump be settin’ sail, claimin’ English the tongue o’ a land with 350 jabberin’ tongues! Har har har!
2025-03-03
Arrr! That scallywag Trump be makin' his mark on the ship’s talk with an order, shoutin' “America first!” like a parrot with a treasure map! Aye, the landlubbers be speakin’ his lingo now, whether they like it or not!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of the scallywag known as President Trump, who, with a flourish of ink and a mighty quill, laid down an executive order that be puttin' his “America first” mark upon the land o’ speech! Aye, this be a tale of words and wit, where the good captain declared that all who sail the seas of discourse must hoist the flag of the good ol' U.S. o’ A!