Arrr, Ukraine be still keen to strike a minerals pact, even with Trump’s howlin’! Zelenskyy be sayin’ so, matey!
2025-03-03
Arrr, a few sunrises after sailin' from the White House without a treasure map, the Ukrainian captain, Zelenskyy, declared to the landlubbers that his crew be ready to strike a deal for shiny minerals with the Yanks, despite a ruckus with his matey on Friday! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! It be just two days after the fine lad from Ukraine stormed out of the grand White House without reachin’ an accord, when he be tellin’ the scallywags o’ the press that his fair nation be ready to strike a deal over shiny minerals with the good ol’ US of A!Aye, ye heard me right! The Ukrainian captain, one Volodymyr Zelenskyy, did declare with a twinkle in his eye that despite a right ruckus with his American matey just days prior, they be ready to put quills to parchment and ink a deal that’d make Davy Jones himself envious!
Now, one might wonder how a lad can go from stormin’ off in a huff to makin’ merry over minerals, but such be the ways of the high seas of diplomacy! Perhaps he just be fancyin’ a treasure map that leads to gold dust and glitterin’ gems! Or mayhap he be lookin’ for a good ship to weather the storm of arguments!
In the end, it seems that even landlubbers can make peace over precious rocks, so raise the flag, grab yer tankards, and toast to the union of Ukraine and the mighty US! Here’s hopin’ their minerals deal be as bountiful as a pirate’s booty!